Memory 36 - Trivial Negative
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stigmateyesMemory 36: Ferris and Ryner at the onsen~: AKA Ryner tries to pretend to be a woman
From "Danger Zone" Drama CD
Attendant: [There's some professional-style thanking for taking the room, known as the "Couple's Mutual Love" room.] Are you satisfied with the conditions of the room?
Ferris: [Sipping tea] Mm! I am.
Ryner: [To the inn attendant] Hey, miss... there's a something I wanted to discuss regarding the room for a bit.
Attendant: Is there? Do you two have a complaint about the "Couple's Mutual Love" room?
Ryner: No, I don't. Except that we're being screwed with, here.
Attendant: Oh, screwing with you? The view from the window in the "Couple's Mutual Love" is the best! It's spacious, and a #1 hit with newlyweds!
Ryner: You've got the wrong idea. I'm saying that I want second room, if possible...
Attendant: A- ah... I wonder if it's a marital disagreement...
Ferris: Hey, I was thinking it's about time we did it. Can we get started?
(TN: Literally, she was asking if the attendant could prep things, but then it's too clear to be misconstrued.)
Attendant: Eh?! Do it? A-- ahh... this early in the day?
Ferris: It has nothing to do with the time.
Attendant: Th-- that's right! Kick that fight to the curb, YEAH! So I'll get the futon ready...
Ryner: You're mistaken!
Attendant: Eh?
Ryner: No, no, no... That's not what she means! Right? She meant going to the onsen, didn't you, Ferris?
Ferris: There's no point in taking great pains to visit an onsen inn, if you don't go to the onsen! Can we do it?
Attendant: A-- ah!! That's right... I'm certain it is...
Ryner: (Internal monologue about how things are misconstrued because a guy and girl showed up at the onsen together) So can I get another room-
Ferris: So! Let's get in the onsen at once! Can we get started?
Attendant: Yes, this way please.
Ryner: Heeeey!
Ferris: Ryner, don't peek.
Ryner: I won't!
Attendant: Aha! For a husband to peek on his wife, you're really passionately in love with her! [sigh] I'm jealous...
Ryner: We're not married, damn it!
Ferris: (Crazy Ferris rant about how he's a top-ranked pervert and how he'll turn into a beast spying on women in the bath, because he's a useless man goes here.)
Attendant: Ah, is that right? (And she says something along the lines that negates Ferris's statements. tl;dr she's not buying it)
Ryner: (Ryner stresses over the situation more, and thinks about how Sion will react if he finds out they slept in the same room together... Inner mind theatre!Sion remarks on how they have that kind of relationship and asks if he's invited to the wedding. He doesn't want that to happen. AT ALL. In the meantime, he decides to hit the men's onsen.)
~~
Ryner: Eh- ooh, hot-!! Nn... ahhh. Feels nice... [sighs, splashing his face with the onsen water] I'm acting like those old guys who get in the onsen and say, "It feels so good" when they get in...
[The door slides open]
Ferris: Let's enjoy this!
Ryner: Aah?
Ferris: Oh, ho ho! It's totally different from the women's bath!
Ryner: [Thinking] WH- WHY?! Why is Ferris in the men's bath?! This is bad! If Ferris is here-
Ferris: Come on, you damn onsen! Take my attack! CANNONBALL!
Ryner: [Thinking] Is she a kid? This is bad, if I run into Ferris in this situation
... I'll get whacked immediately.
Ferris: [Sighs, swims about] Hmm? Is someone here?
Ryner: [Thinking] Dammit, she already knows I'm here!
Ferris: Hey, answer me! You're behind the rock, aren't you? The inn attendant told me that this onsen was reserved, so who the hell are you?
Ryner: [Thinking] What the hell is this?! That's right. Before I went in she said...
Attendant: Huh~? The husband is entering the bath as well? Ehe... heh heh heh... we'll keep this between us...
Ryner: [Out loud] Gimme a break...
Ferris: That voice! Don't tell me, you're peeping!
Ryner: [gasps, covers his mouth] Oh crap...
Ferris: Hmm... if you're gonna peep, I'll punish you--
Ryner: Badbadbadbadbadbad, if I don't do something, I'll... [WOMAN VOICE GO] Uh- um... I'm a woman... [thinking] AM I AN IDIOT?! She'll never fall for that!
Ferris: A woman? A female peeping tom?
Ryner: [thinking]THERE YOU GO! Thank god my partner is Ferris... [LADY VOICE] N-- no... I'm the attendant of this inn...
Ferris: Hmm...? Attendant?
Ryner: Yes... My most humble apologies, I'm on break, so I thought I'd come here for a bit, since it's quite nice...
Ferris: Mm. It can't be helped. Well, I don't care, so relax.
[Getting out, door slides open and Ferris exits]
Ryner: [thinking] Ahh, she's a quick bather. If I hang around, she'll end me... [sighs] But It's so hot...
[Door slides open again]
Ryner: I'm almost at my limit...
Ferris: [Singing] Da-da-da dango-go!
Ryner: Eh?
Ferris: Now it's time to have the essential dango bath party~!
Ryner: You're kidding me!
Ferris: [singing] Da~ngo, dango, dango! Dango are round! Mochi, mochi, mo~chi...!
Ryner: [thinking] I gotta get out of here! Whoa! Ah, damn... I'm losing conscious...ness...
Ferris: [singing] ...the round dango moon, strongest in the world!
Ryner: [thinking, slurring] Dun... tell me I'mma... die... here...
Ferris: [stops singing] That's right, Miss, want some dango? It's delicious.
Ryner: [incoherent mumbling]
Ferris: What's wrong, Miss?
Ryner: [more incoherent mumbling]
Ferris: Hey! You alright?
Ryner: [more incoherent mumbling]
Ferris: Hey Miss, are you okay?
Ryner: [more incoherent mumbling]
Ryner: [Thinking] Hey, this iron-like taste... blood? My nose is bleeding?
Ferris: [Comes over to where Ryner is and gasps] Y-- you....
Ryner: Ahh?
Ryner: [Thinking] Is that... Ferris? My vision's hazy, so I can't really see...
Ferris: You bastard, you really...
Ryner: [Thinking] Hey, hey... why's your voice shaking? I can't see any part of you, this nosebleed isn't because of that...
Ferris: I-- IYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[Ferris hits him]
Ferris: [Screaming] Kyaaaaaaa~~~!!! TH-- THIS MAN, THIS MAN SPIED ME WHEN I WAS NAKED!
Ryner: Hey, Ferris.
Ferris: Wh-- what? What do you plan on doing to me, this time?
Ryner: I haven't done a thing to you, but if you yell in the middle of town like that...
Ferris: PERVERT! BEAST! YOU, PEEPING TOM!
[Men reacting]
Man 1: Pervert?
Man 2: Huh? What's the commotion?
Man 3: Sounds like that perverted guy spied on that pretty lady when she was naked.
Old Man 1: I'm so jealo-- I mean, what a bastard.
Ryner: [Sighs] What? What the hell is this?
~~
[The sound of writing]
Ryner: Ugh... It hurts... I'm gonna turn in in a bit...
Ferris: [looking at Ryner]
Ryner: Ah.
Ferris: Y-- You peeping tom!
Sion: The 1,202nd time.
Ryner: I told you, I didn't see anything!
Ferris: You're lying!
Ryner: I'm not!
Ferris: But your nose was bleeding while you had a lewd expression on your face... It was like SPURT!
[Draws her sword]
Ferris: I must kill him... I must kill the nosebleed-spurtsman--
Ryner: Who's the nosebleed-spurtsman?! I told you at length, I was dizzy--
Sion: So, Mr. Spurtsman, you're going to invite me to your wedding, aren't you?
Ryner: Hey, you. Drop the spurtsman thing.
Ferris: By the way, spurtsman...
Sion: Right, right Mr. Spurtsman... This evening, the nobles are having a dinner gathering...
Ryner: STOPPIT!!!
What he learns?
- OLD LADIES CAN NEVER BE TRUSTED
- NEVER EVER LOOK AT FERRIS NAKED
- SION IS A JERK!!!!!!
- I hate my friends. :\
What this means to Aather?
Not much. Just a reminder that Ferris is really scary.
From "Danger Zone" Drama CD
Attendant: [There's some professional-style thanking for taking the room, known as the "Couple's Mutual Love" room.] Are you satisfied with the conditions of the room?
Ferris: [Sipping tea] Mm! I am.
Ryner: [To the inn attendant] Hey, miss... there's a something I wanted to discuss regarding the room for a bit.
Attendant: Is there? Do you two have a complaint about the "Couple's Mutual Love" room?
Ryner: No, I don't. Except that we're being screwed with, here.
Attendant: Oh, screwing with you? The view from the window in the "Couple's Mutual Love" is the best! It's spacious, and a #1 hit with newlyweds!
Ryner: You've got the wrong idea. I'm saying that I want second room, if possible...
Attendant: A- ah... I wonder if it's a marital disagreement...
Ferris: Hey, I was thinking it's about time we did it. Can we get started?
(TN: Literally, she was asking if the attendant could prep things, but then it's too clear to be misconstrued.)
Attendant: Eh?! Do it? A-- ahh... this early in the day?
Ferris: It has nothing to do with the time.
Attendant: Th-- that's right! Kick that fight to the curb, YEAH! So I'll get the futon ready...
Ryner: You're mistaken!
Attendant: Eh?
Ryner: No, no, no... That's not what she means! Right? She meant going to the onsen, didn't you, Ferris?
Ferris: There's no point in taking great pains to visit an onsen inn, if you don't go to the onsen! Can we do it?
Attendant: A-- ah!! That's right... I'm certain it is...
Ryner: (Internal monologue about how things are misconstrued because a guy and girl showed up at the onsen together) So can I get another room-
Ferris: So! Let's get in the onsen at once! Can we get started?
Attendant: Yes, this way please.
Ryner: Heeeey!
Ferris: Ryner, don't peek.
Ryner: I won't!
Attendant: Aha! For a husband to peek on his wife, you're really passionately in love with her! [sigh] I'm jealous...
Ryner: We're not married, damn it!
Ferris: (Crazy Ferris rant about how he's a top-ranked pervert and how he'll turn into a beast spying on women in the bath, because he's a useless man goes here.)
Attendant: Ah, is that right? (And she says something along the lines that negates Ferris's statements. tl;dr she's not buying it)
Ryner: (Ryner stresses over the situation more, and thinks about how Sion will react if he finds out they slept in the same room together... Inner mind theatre!Sion remarks on how they have that kind of relationship and asks if he's invited to the wedding. He doesn't want that to happen. AT ALL. In the meantime, he decides to hit the men's onsen.)
~~
Ryner: Eh- ooh, hot-!! Nn... ahhh. Feels nice... [sighs, splashing his face with the onsen water] I'm acting like those old guys who get in the onsen and say, "It feels so good" when they get in...
[The door slides open]
Ferris: Let's enjoy this!
Ryner: Aah?
Ferris: Oh, ho ho! It's totally different from the women's bath!
Ryner: [Thinking] WH- WHY?! Why is Ferris in the men's bath?! This is bad! If Ferris is here-
Ferris: Come on, you damn onsen! Take my attack! CANNONBALL!
Ryner: [Thinking] Is she a kid? This is bad, if I run into Ferris in this situation
... I'll get whacked immediately.
Ferris: [Sighs, swims about] Hmm? Is someone here?
Ryner: [Thinking] Dammit, she already knows I'm here!
Ferris: Hey, answer me! You're behind the rock, aren't you? The inn attendant told me that this onsen was reserved, so who the hell are you?
Ryner: [Thinking] What the hell is this?! That's right. Before I went in she said...
Attendant: Huh~? The husband is entering the bath as well? Ehe... heh heh heh... we'll keep this between us...
Ryner: [Out loud] Gimme a break...
Ferris: That voice! Don't tell me, you're peeping!
Ryner: [gasps, covers his mouth] Oh crap...
Ferris: Hmm... if you're gonna peep, I'll punish you--
Ryner: Badbadbadbadbadbad, if I don't do something, I'll... [WOMAN VOICE GO] Uh- um... I'm a woman... [thinking] AM I AN IDIOT?! She'll never fall for that!
Ferris: A woman? A female peeping tom?
Ryner: [thinking]THERE YOU GO! Thank god my partner is Ferris... [LADY VOICE] N-- no... I'm the attendant of this inn...
Ferris: Hmm...? Attendant?
Ryner: Yes... My most humble apologies, I'm on break, so I thought I'd come here for a bit, since it's quite nice...
Ferris: Mm. It can't be helped. Well, I don't care, so relax.
[Getting out, door slides open and Ferris exits]
Ryner: [thinking] Ahh, she's a quick bather. If I hang around, she'll end me... [sighs] But It's so hot...
[Door slides open again]
Ryner: I'm almost at my limit...
Ferris: [Singing] Da-da-da dango-go!
Ryner: Eh?
Ferris: Now it's time to have the essential dango bath party~!
Ryner: You're kidding me!
Ferris: [singing] Da~ngo, dango, dango! Dango are round! Mochi, mochi, mo~chi...!
Ryner: [thinking] I gotta get out of here! Whoa! Ah, damn... I'm losing conscious...ness...
Ferris: [singing] ...the round dango moon, strongest in the world!
Ryner: [thinking, slurring] Dun... tell me I'mma... die... here...
Ferris: [stops singing] That's right, Miss, want some dango? It's delicious.
Ryner: [incoherent mumbling]
Ferris: What's wrong, Miss?
Ryner: [more incoherent mumbling]
Ferris: Hey! You alright?
Ryner: [more incoherent mumbling]
Ferris: Hey Miss, are you okay?
Ryner: [more incoherent mumbling]
Ryner: [Thinking] Hey, this iron-like taste... blood? My nose is bleeding?
Ferris: [Comes over to where Ryner is and gasps] Y-- you....
Ryner: Ahh?
Ryner: [Thinking] Is that... Ferris? My vision's hazy, so I can't really see...
Ferris: You bastard, you really...
Ryner: [Thinking] Hey, hey... why's your voice shaking? I can't see any part of you, this nosebleed isn't because of that...
Ferris: I-- IYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[Ferris hits him]
Ferris: [Screaming] Kyaaaaaaa~~~!!! TH-- THIS MAN, THIS MAN SPIED ME WHEN I WAS NAKED!
Ryner: Hey, Ferris.
Ferris: Wh-- what? What do you plan on doing to me, this time?
Ryner: I haven't done a thing to you, but if you yell in the middle of town like that...
Ferris: PERVERT! BEAST! YOU, PEEPING TOM!
[Men reacting]
Man 1: Pervert?
Man 2: Huh? What's the commotion?
Man 3: Sounds like that perverted guy spied on that pretty lady when she was naked.
Old Man 1: I'm so jealo-- I mean, what a bastard.
Ryner: [Sighs] What? What the hell is this?
~~
[The sound of writing]
Ryner: Ugh... It hurts... I'm gonna turn in in a bit...
Ferris: [looking at Ryner]
Ryner: Ah.
Ferris: Y-- You peeping tom!
Sion: The 1,202nd time.
Ryner: I told you, I didn't see anything!
Ferris: You're lying!
Ryner: I'm not!
Ferris: But your nose was bleeding while you had a lewd expression on your face... It was like SPURT!
[Draws her sword]
Ferris: I must kill him... I must kill the nosebleed-spurtsman--
Ryner: Who's the nosebleed-spurtsman?! I told you at length, I was dizzy--
Sion: So, Mr. Spurtsman, you're going to invite me to your wedding, aren't you?
Ryner: Hey, you. Drop the spurtsman thing.
Ferris: By the way, spurtsman...
Sion: Right, right Mr. Spurtsman... This evening, the nobles are having a dinner gathering...
Ryner: STOPPIT!!!
What he learns?
- OLD LADIES CAN NEVER BE TRUSTED
- NEVER EVER LOOK AT FERRIS NAKED
- SION IS A JERK!!!!!!
- I hate my friends. :\
What this means to Aather?
Not much. Just a reminder that Ferris is really scary.
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Date: 2012-04-07 08:55 pm (UTC)Thank you for the translation, Ferris.