Memory 30 - Trivial Positive
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stigmateyesMemory 29: Teasing Ferris~ AKA Ryner is an ass
Boy = Boy who's hanging with Iris and everyone thinks wants to be Iris' boyfriend. Also, memory starts with Sion nearby, looking thoroughly ass-kicked RYNER-STYLE.
Ryner: [Sigh]
Sion: [Hacking up blood]
Ryner: Even if I think I kind of overdid it, because of him, I'm gonna die of sleep deprivation soon. He can sleep his injuries off. And now... as for you two... why don't you try explaining the circumstances to me this time? If you don't tell me obediently, as Ferris said, I'll--
Iris: HOWL OUT LOUD?? When you change, will you get all furry?
Ryner: Why would I get furry--
Iris: RIGHTRIGHTRIGHTRIGHTRIGHT?
Ryer: SHUT UP!!
Iris: Kyuuu.... [Passes out]
Ryner: Now it's quiet. Moving on: Boy, obediently explain why--
Boy: So wonderful~
Ryner: Eh?
Boy: I'll explain whatever you want me to! I'll do anything to stay beside you!
Ryner: Eh? Why're you looking all starry-eyed at me like that?
Boy: I love you! It's love at first sight!
Ryner: HAAAAH?! D-- don't you love Iris?
Boy: The one I like, Ryner-san, is YOU! Didn't you feel my warmth resonating towards you?
Ryner: Your warmth... When you were staring at me before?! Didn't you say you were monitoring me?!
Boy: That's because a certain reliable source told me you're "a pervert who'd get turned on knowing someone was watching you."
Ryner: Hey... could it be that that reliable source was...
Boy: It was Ferris-san!
Ryner: SO IT *WAS* THAT DEMON'S DEED!!
Boy: Ferris-san isn't a demon at all! She listened to my worries and is a very nice person! She said, "Since he's an innate pervert, he prefers taking wives and other people by force, as opposed to proper beauties like myself. So long as you conceal your interest, you'll surely ignite his passion!" And things like that!
Ryner: That girl... aside from what she said to you, you went along with Iris's plan...
Boy: Ferris-san also said, "If he falls into the trap and gets impaled by the stake, he'll be so overcome, he won't be able to speak!"
Ryner: "So overcome, I won't be able to speak" she says... I think it's more like "dead..."
Boy: AH! I heard that too! "The greatest pleasure for a masochist like Ryner-san would be the moment he gets killed..." A cool-looking silver-haired man who had poison told me that and then said, "Um... may I entrust this to you?"
Ryner: But then... why did you want to discuss it with Ferris?
Boy: Well, you're always together... and you look so happy toge--
Ryner: I'M NOT!! My outburst aside... You mean, it looked like we're lovers to you?
Boy: It does, but when I asked Ferris-san, she said,"There's no way the man who holds the Number One rank in stupidity with zero ambition could be the lover of a transcendent goddess like myself, is there?"
Ryner: [tense, a bit irritated] Heeeh... and so?
Boy: But... when I told her Ryner-san might like Ferris-san, she told me to "try to confirm it."
Ryner: Ah... was that the reason for that vague conversation we had earlier?
Boy: Ryner-san, you don't have any feelings for Ferris-san, do you?
Ryner: Yeah, that's not even a question-- Hmph... No... It's not good to lie. I have a woman I like.
Boy: W-- Who is it?
Ryner: It's Ferris.
[There's a thump from the ceiling]
Ryner: Truth is, we've been dating for two years. We're planning to get married next year.
[Louder rustling]
Boy: But Ferris-san said--!
Ryner: Don't be fooled, boy. The two of us are SUPER LOVEY-DOVEY EVERY DAY!
Ferris: R-- Ryner!
Ryner: Yo, Ferris!
Boy: Ferris-san!
Ferris: Ryner, you bastard!
Ryner: Kid, listen well: As you can see, Ferris is so shy, she hides in the ceiling instead of the bed to see my sleeping face. If you pester her for a week, she should tell you the truth!
Ferris: Wh-- what're you talking about?!
Boy: Ferris-san! Is it true you're marrying Ryner-san?
Ferris: HEY!
Boy: Please tell me the truth!!
Ferris: I don't know! I-- I won't forget this, Ryner!!
Boy: W-- WAIT~~~
Ryner: [Yawns] Victory... Now I can sleep peacefully... [Snoring]
[Running outside]
Boy: FERRIS-SAAAAAAN! Are you super lovey-dovey with Ryner-san?!
Ferris: NO! That has nothing to do with me! RRRRRRRYNEEEEERRRR!! You jerk! I'm gonna make you buy me one hundred twenty dango sets for this!
What he learns?
- Knocking children out is the best way to gain silence. :)b
- Ehh? Iris' boyfriend likes HIM? Children are weird. 0_o
- FERRIS SAYS THE MOST ANNOYING LIES EVER!!!
- She might actually be trying to kill him...
- SION DESERVES WHATEVER HE GETS!!!
- Ferris is way too mean in her denials of their relationship. -_-
- Trolling Ferris is super fun! :D
What this means to Aather?
Apparently, the fastest way to distract Ferris from an annoying topic is to embarrass the hell out of her! Good to know! Though it requires another party to distract her with questions. :|a Will file for later.
Boy = Boy who's hanging with Iris and everyone thinks wants to be Iris' boyfriend. Also, memory starts with Sion nearby, looking thoroughly ass-kicked RYNER-STYLE.
Ryner: [Sigh]
Sion: [Hacking up blood]
Ryner: Even if I think I kind of overdid it, because of him, I'm gonna die of sleep deprivation soon. He can sleep his injuries off. And now... as for you two... why don't you try explaining the circumstances to me this time? If you don't tell me obediently, as Ferris said, I'll--
Iris: HOWL OUT LOUD?? When you change, will you get all furry?
Ryner: Why would I get furry--
Iris: RIGHTRIGHTRIGHTRIGHTRIGHT?
Ryer: SHUT UP!!
Iris: Kyuuu.... [Passes out]
Ryner: Now it's quiet. Moving on: Boy, obediently explain why--
Boy: So wonderful~
Ryner: Eh?
Boy: I'll explain whatever you want me to! I'll do anything to stay beside you!
Ryner: Eh? Why're you looking all starry-eyed at me like that?
Boy: I love you! It's love at first sight!
Ryner: HAAAAH?! D-- don't you love Iris?
Boy: The one I like, Ryner-san, is YOU! Didn't you feel my warmth resonating towards you?
Ryner: Your warmth... When you were staring at me before?! Didn't you say you were monitoring me?!
Boy: That's because a certain reliable source told me you're "a pervert who'd get turned on knowing someone was watching you."
Ryner: Hey... could it be that that reliable source was...
Boy: It was Ferris-san!
Ryner: SO IT *WAS* THAT DEMON'S DEED!!
Boy: Ferris-san isn't a demon at all! She listened to my worries and is a very nice person! She said, "Since he's an innate pervert, he prefers taking wives and other people by force, as opposed to proper beauties like myself. So long as you conceal your interest, you'll surely ignite his passion!" And things like that!
Ryner: That girl... aside from what she said to you, you went along with Iris's plan...
Boy: Ferris-san also said, "If he falls into the trap and gets impaled by the stake, he'll be so overcome, he won't be able to speak!"
Ryner: "So overcome, I won't be able to speak" she says... I think it's more like "dead..."
Boy: AH! I heard that too! "The greatest pleasure for a masochist like Ryner-san would be the moment he gets killed..." A cool-looking silver-haired man who had poison told me that and then said, "Um... may I entrust this to you?"
Ryner: But then... why did you want to discuss it with Ferris?
Boy: Well, you're always together... and you look so happy toge--
Ryner: I'M NOT!! My outburst aside... You mean, it looked like we're lovers to you?
Boy: It does, but when I asked Ferris-san, she said,"There's no way the man who holds the Number One rank in stupidity with zero ambition could be the lover of a transcendent goddess like myself, is there?"
Ryner: [tense, a bit irritated] Heeeh... and so?
Boy: But... when I told her Ryner-san might like Ferris-san, she told me to "try to confirm it."
Ryner: Ah... was that the reason for that vague conversation we had earlier?
Boy: Ryner-san, you don't have any feelings for Ferris-san, do you?
Ryner: Yeah, that's not even a question-- Hmph... No... It's not good to lie. I have a woman I like.
Boy: W-- Who is it?
Ryner: It's Ferris.
[There's a thump from the ceiling]
Ryner: Truth is, we've been dating for two years. We're planning to get married next year.
[Louder rustling]
Boy: But Ferris-san said--!
Ryner: Don't be fooled, boy. The two of us are SUPER LOVEY-DOVEY EVERY DAY!
Ferris: R-- Ryner!
Ryner: Yo, Ferris!
Boy: Ferris-san!
Ferris: Ryner, you bastard!
Ryner: Kid, listen well: As you can see, Ferris is so shy, she hides in the ceiling instead of the bed to see my sleeping face. If you pester her for a week, she should tell you the truth!
Ferris: Wh-- what're you talking about?!
Boy: Ferris-san! Is it true you're marrying Ryner-san?
Ferris: HEY!
Boy: Please tell me the truth!!
Ferris: I don't know! I-- I won't forget this, Ryner!!
Boy: W-- WAIT~~~
Ryner: [Yawns] Victory... Now I can sleep peacefully... [Snoring]
[Running outside]
Boy: FERRIS-SAAAAAAN! Are you super lovey-dovey with Ryner-san?!
Ferris: NO! That has nothing to do with me! RRRRRRRYNEEEEERRRR!! You jerk! I'm gonna make you buy me one hundred twenty dango sets for this!
What he learns?
- Knocking children out is the best way to gain silence. :)b
- Ehh? Iris' boyfriend likes HIM? Children are weird. 0_o
- FERRIS SAYS THE MOST ANNOYING LIES EVER!!!
- She might actually be trying to kill him...
- SION DESERVES WHATEVER HE GETS!!!
- Ferris is way too mean in her denials of their relationship. -_-
- Trolling Ferris is super fun! :D
What this means to Aather?
Apparently, the fastest way to distract Ferris from an annoying topic is to embarrass the hell out of her! Good to know! Though it requires another party to distract her with questions. :|a Will file for later.
