Memory 26 - Trivial Negative
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stigmateyesMemory 26: Sion and Ryner read some letters
-- Sound File (Love Letters) --
Ryner: Uwah, what's with this mountain of letters? Are they all. . .
love letters for you?
Sion: Sort of. Something like that.
Ryner: You're really popular, aren't you? Y'know, like "My
Beloved Lord Astal. . ." right? "I wanted to ask you out, so
gimme your answer."
Sion: That joke's not funny.
Ryner: Ahhh~? Then what about this? "To the Sun in my heart,
Lord Sion Astal--"
Sion: Enough. Anyway, you should try opening that letter.
Ryner: Huh?
(he tries to open the letter, and a bunch of magic sigils pop up)
Ryner: Whoa, it's a magic trap? this thing's heavily armed. . . If
I look at what kind of magic it's made of. . . whoa, this is bad news,
ordinary people wouldn't be able to pull this off. . . "If you try
to remove the seal, it will trigger--" Oh CRAP, that's bad, oi,
waitwaitwait seal it. . . hah, damn it, just in time. . . ah, just in
time. Ah, crap. . . I just opened it a little. . . If someone who
wasn't a magic-user did it, I think their arms would've been blown
off.
Sion: That said, it's because I'm being targeted at present.
Ryner: By passionate fans?
Sion: Quite a "warm welcome" for ordinary fans.
Ryner: (sighs) Was it those nobles opposed to the country again?
Sion: Otherwise, another group we don't know about was responsible.
But due to this letter, two people have already gotten hurt.
Furthermore. . .
Ryner: Hmm? What's this? Another letter?
Sion: I received this letter before the one with the magic trap.
It's a terrorist threat.
Ryner: Terrorist threat? Hmm. . . "This is a terrorist threat.
If our demands are not met, we'll kill those precious to you, one by
one: You must kill--" huh? Hey, where's the rest?
Sion: It wasn't in there. I guess they forgot to put it in.
Ryner: Haaah?! Can terrorists that dumb exist?
Sion: We're in trouble, because they do. If we don't learn their
demands, we have no way of opposing them. Well, there's no way we'd
give in, but. . .
Ryner: Right! So what does this have to do with me?
Sion: Well you know, I'm worried about the second line of the letter.
Ryner: The second line? "We'll kill those precious to you, one by one."
Sion: Mm. Right. I'm worried that the one most precious to me, my
dear Ryner-chan is in danger--
Ryner: DON'T SAY GROSS STUFF LIKE THAT!
Sion: Getting all shy again~ Aren't we best friends? Didn't we make
an oath at dusk on that day?
Ryner: (panicking) No! No, no, no! I'll probably die from your
grossness already!
Sion: Hot friendship resonating through the vast sky, we held each
other firmly and swore to be best friends-- whoops, I grossed myself
out.
Ryner: So give it up. Seriously, you'll just wear yourself out.
Sion: Mm. That's right. The topic was a little gloomy, so I figured
I'd make a joke. . .
Ryner: You've got zero sense of humor.
Sion: R-- really? Well, that's true. Instead of amusing people,
Ryner's jokes just bother them.
Ryner: You're really pissing me off now. . .
Sion: Well, then! Leaving aside Ryner's awfully boring joke. . .
Ryner: It wasn't my joke! I'll seriously punch you!
Sion: Sorry, sorry. I've teased you a little too much. Well,
recently Ferris sent me this. Here:
Ryner: Huh? What's this book? Huh? "1,001 Ways to Make Fun of
Ryner, Author: Ferris Eris"?!?!?!?!
Sion: My, Ferris must love Ryner a whole bunch. . . to write a book this thick.
Ryner: How many pages is this?! Three thousand?!?
(More ranting goes here.)
Are you stupid?! Seriously!
Sion: I'm so glad you two get along so well.
Ryner: I'm not! So that irritating speech you were giving before was. . . ?
Sion: I found it in the book. I didn't think it would work as well
as it did. As expected from Roland's Number One Best-Seller.
Ryner: Huh? . . . They're selling it?
Sion: Yup. Though it seems the title was changed to something like
"Before a Woman Shows Affection for a Simpleton."
Ryner: . . . my head's kind of reeling. . .
Sion: Ryner?
Ryner: I'm going back home to sleep. You're pretty shaken up too, so
drop it and go to bed.
Sion: Seriously, watch out. The country is currently in a dangerous situation.
Ryner: I don't think there's any need to worry. That level of magic
trap can't do anything to me.
Sion: But--
Ryner: Ah, rightrightright. I'll be careful. See ya.
What he learns?
- Sion might like teasing in cutesy ways, but he's not so great at taking it himself. :)
- He already knew people want to kill Sion but HOLY HELL MAN.
- Sion is still a weirdo.
- WHY DOES FERRIS WRITE BOOKS ON HOW TO ANNOY HIM?? >_<
- Sion's trick to reversing the situation when he's unhappy is to annoy the hell out of him. Well, he already knew this but more confirmation and stuffs.
What this means to Aather?
It really bothers the hell out of him that people are this adamant about taking out Sion that they resort to letter traps. It confirms Fon's conversations with him about the challenge of changing a kingdom from the ground up. It also partially explains why Sion believes he needs to act fast before one of these assassins succeeds.
It's also more justification to tease Sion about being popular~ at Aather since it flusters him so. :D Perfect counter to his FEELINGS right now.
-- Sound File (Love Letters) --
Ryner: Uwah, what's with this mountain of letters? Are they all. . .
love letters for you?
Sion: Sort of. Something like that.
Ryner: You're really popular, aren't you? Y'know, like "My
Beloved Lord Astal. . ." right? "I wanted to ask you out, so
gimme your answer."
Sion: That joke's not funny.
Ryner: Ahhh~? Then what about this? "To the Sun in my heart,
Lord Sion Astal--"
Sion: Enough. Anyway, you should try opening that letter.
Ryner: Huh?
(he tries to open the letter, and a bunch of magic sigils pop up)
Ryner: Whoa, it's a magic trap? this thing's heavily armed. . . If
I look at what kind of magic it's made of. . . whoa, this is bad news,
ordinary people wouldn't be able to pull this off. . . "If you try
to remove the seal, it will trigger--" Oh CRAP, that's bad, oi,
waitwaitwait seal it. . . hah, damn it, just in time. . . ah, just in
time. Ah, crap. . . I just opened it a little. . . If someone who
wasn't a magic-user did it, I think their arms would've been blown
off.
Sion: That said, it's because I'm being targeted at present.
Ryner: By passionate fans?
Sion: Quite a "warm welcome" for ordinary fans.
Ryner: (sighs) Was it those nobles opposed to the country again?
Sion: Otherwise, another group we don't know about was responsible.
But due to this letter, two people have already gotten hurt.
Furthermore. . .
Ryner: Hmm? What's this? Another letter?
Sion: I received this letter before the one with the magic trap.
It's a terrorist threat.
Ryner: Terrorist threat? Hmm. . . "This is a terrorist threat.
If our demands are not met, we'll kill those precious to you, one by
one: You must kill--" huh? Hey, where's the rest?
Sion: It wasn't in there. I guess they forgot to put it in.
Ryner: Haaah?! Can terrorists that dumb exist?
Sion: We're in trouble, because they do. If we don't learn their
demands, we have no way of opposing them. Well, there's no way we'd
give in, but. . .
Ryner: Right! So what does this have to do with me?
Sion: Well you know, I'm worried about the second line of the letter.
Ryner: The second line? "We'll kill those precious to you, one by one."
Sion: Mm. Right. I'm worried that the one most precious to me, my
dear Ryner-chan is in danger--
Ryner: DON'T SAY GROSS STUFF LIKE THAT!
Sion: Getting all shy again~ Aren't we best friends? Didn't we make
an oath at dusk on that day?
Ryner: (panicking) No! No, no, no! I'll probably die from your
grossness already!
Sion: Hot friendship resonating through the vast sky, we held each
other firmly and swore to be best friends-- whoops, I grossed myself
out.
Ryner: So give it up. Seriously, you'll just wear yourself out.
Sion: Mm. That's right. The topic was a little gloomy, so I figured
I'd make a joke. . .
Ryner: You've got zero sense of humor.
Sion: R-- really? Well, that's true. Instead of amusing people,
Ryner's jokes just bother them.
Ryner: You're really pissing me off now. . .
Sion: Well, then! Leaving aside Ryner's awfully boring joke. . .
Ryner: It wasn't my joke! I'll seriously punch you!
Sion: Sorry, sorry. I've teased you a little too much. Well,
recently Ferris sent me this. Here:
Ryner: Huh? What's this book? Huh? "1,001 Ways to Make Fun of
Ryner, Author: Ferris Eris"?!?!?!?!
Sion: My, Ferris must love Ryner a whole bunch. . . to write a book this thick.
Ryner: How many pages is this?! Three thousand?!?
(More ranting goes here.)
Are you stupid?! Seriously!
Sion: I'm so glad you two get along so well.
Ryner: I'm not! So that irritating speech you were giving before was. . . ?
Sion: I found it in the book. I didn't think it would work as well
as it did. As expected from Roland's Number One Best-Seller.
Ryner: Huh? . . . They're selling it?
Sion: Yup. Though it seems the title was changed to something like
"Before a Woman Shows Affection for a Simpleton."
Ryner: . . . my head's kind of reeling. . .
Sion: Ryner?
Ryner: I'm going back home to sleep. You're pretty shaken up too, so
drop it and go to bed.
Sion: Seriously, watch out. The country is currently in a dangerous situation.
Ryner: I don't think there's any need to worry. That level of magic
trap can't do anything to me.
Sion: But--
Ryner: Ah, rightrightright. I'll be careful. See ya.
What he learns?
- Sion might like teasing in cutesy ways, but he's not so great at taking it himself. :)
- He already knew people want to kill Sion but HOLY HELL MAN.
- Sion is still a weirdo.
- WHY DOES FERRIS WRITE BOOKS ON HOW TO ANNOY HIM?? >_<
- Sion's trick to reversing the situation when he's unhappy is to annoy the hell out of him. Well, he already knew this but more confirmation and stuffs.
What this means to Aather?
It really bothers the hell out of him that people are this adamant about taking out Sion that they resort to letter traps. It confirms Fon's conversations with him about the challenge of changing a kingdom from the ground up. It also partially explains why Sion believes he needs to act fast before one of these assassins succeeds.
It's also more justification to tease Sion about being popular~ at Aather since it flusters him so. :D Perfect counter to his FEELINGS right now.
